Year on year we hear the same old bobbins being trotted out (see what I did there?!) by our esteemed commish. 'ooo, we're gonna be rubbish again this year', 'it's a rebuilding season, we'll not be winning anything' etc etc  but this year, the King of Spin came out with his pre-season predictions and ooo look, the Horses predicted to finish last.

But let's take a moment to briefly review their season thus far...

Session 1:

3-1 W v The Mighty Bulldogs - can you believe it? Beats the Tactical Genius that is me at a canter (you must see surely see what I did there?)

3-1 W v His Own Son - yes, that's right. Al's single minded, win at all costs mentality even extends to his own flesh and blood. Shameful

3-0 v Spokane - even neutral ground isn't safe from the 'rebuilders'

Session 2:

3-2 W v Arlington - gifts 2 sets to make it look like this was a challenge. There was no challenge here. It's all smoke and mirrors

3-1 W v Portland - the Donkey's post match comments tell you all you need to know: Very fortunate to get a win today against Coach McNelis

3-0 W v Bananas - now this, again, tells you all you need to know. A shutout win against a NINE TIME Conf CHAMPION. Rebuilding my ass (you see that?)

So, I'm not just calling horse **** I'm calling BULL**** Mr Commish.

And to finish, let's have a poll to decide your favourite line from our very own King of Deflection/Mind Games .....oh and these are just some of them...