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Key Stats

  • Most Wins // Coach
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    1.  Alon Atie 801-292-392
    2.  Ian Lindsay 752-311-422
    3.  Dave Dohm 721-346-350
    4.  James White 668-266-535
    5.  Rob Peterson 646-285-522
     
  • Average Hardness // Team
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    1.  Blyth Spartans AFC 6.5000
    2.  Coventry City 5.7500
    3.  Swindon Town FC 4.5000
    4.  Dorchester Town 2.8333
    5.  Port Vale FC 1.0000
     
  • Best Win Percentage // Coach
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    1.  Alon Atie 801-292-392  0.638
    2.  Roger Mendonça 109-55-52  0.632
    3.  Dave Dohm 721-346-350  0.631
    4.  Ian Lindsay 752-311-422  0.611
    5.  Kevin Martin 265-106-157  0.602
     
  • Golden Boot // 1st Division (25k award)
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    1.  Robbie Murphy 3  TRA
    2.  Stewart Scholes 2  QPR
    3.  Percy Maguire 2  SU
    4.  Trefor Lloyd 2  WAT
    5.  Yun-u Seung-woo 1  TRA
     
  • Golden Boot // 2nd Division (25k award)
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    1.  Hermidio Rivera 5  PV
    2.  Dominique Coltorti 2  CRE
    3.  Yannick Vanaken 2  CAR
    4.  Dragan Shvets 2  DOR
    5.  Anir Tahiri 2  NOR
     
  • Golden Boot // 3rd Division (25k award)
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    1.  Renato Cabanas 4  SWA
    2.  Fernando Militao 3  SWI
    3.  Harouna Niang 3  LEE
    4.  Elias Mayer 2  BHA
    5.  Pablo Ochoa 2  LEI
     
  • Most DP // Player
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    1.  Wilmer Klaassen 20  COV
    2.  Fabrice Thabet 14  PNE
    3.  Seol Sun 14  SU
    4.  Hiroyuki Matsuda 14  WES
    5.  Carsten Larsen 14  NOR
     
  • Most DP // Team
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    1.  Dorchester Town 50
    2.  Coventry City 50
    3.  Queens Park Rangers 44
    4.  Preston North End FC 42
    5.  Northampton Town FC 38
     
  • Most Injuries Caused // Team
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    1.  Southend United 5
    2.  Chesterfield FC 4
    3.  Derby County 4
    4.  Coventry City 3
    5.  Dorchester Town 3
     
  • Most Fitness Lost Caused // Team
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    1.  Southend United -17
    2.  Derby County -14
    3.  Chesterfield FC -13
    4.  Cardiff City FC -10
    5.  Coventry City -8
     
  • Top 5 Hoodlums Coaches // Injuries Caused
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    1.  Colin Scott 5
    2.  Phil McIntosh 4
    3.  Martyn Hathaway 4
    4.  Olmec Head Marcus  3
    5.  Graham Wilkes 3
     

Auction

 LOT  INFORMATION  MIN BID 
 1.  I  11  Df  540 
 2.  II  12  Mf  500 
 3.  II  12  Fw  500 
 4.  III  13  Df  440 
 5.  I  9  Mf  420 
 6.  III  12  Fw  400 
 7.  I  8  Df  360 
 8.  IV  11  Fw  270 
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Olmec Hates You The Most!!
-Fewest Goals Per Attack

PSTEAMTEAMATKS/
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 1.  Oldham Athletic AFC   
     Latics		28.67 
 2.  Lincoln City FC   
     Imps		25.67 
 3.  Crewe Alexandra FC   
     Railwaymen		14.75 
 4.  Bristol City FC   
     Robins		13.50 
 5.  Carlisle United   
     Cumbrians		12.67 
 6.  Plymouth Argyle FC   
     Pilgrims		10.75 
 7.  Sheffield United   
     Blades		10.40 
 8.  Derby County   
     Rams		10.38 
 9.  Lewes FC   
     Rooks		10.36 
 10.  Chesterfield FC   
     Spireites		9.20 
 
 

HISTORICAL STATS - Most Discipline Points: Season

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1.  Ben Morrison  Brighton & Hove Albion  52 (17)
2.  William Arvidsson  Watford  44 (1)
3.  Geoffrey Wright  Leeds United  44 (20)
4.  Christopher Thompson  Brentford FC  42 (9)
5.  Thiago Ribeiro  Southend United  42 (24)
6.  Gavin O'Neal  Lewes FC  42 (11)
7.  Joel Arnold  Swindon Town FC  42 (8)
8.  Muhammed Hill  Leicester City FC  40 (12)
9.  Jung-Su Han  Bristol City FC  40 (10)
10.  Agustin Mendez  Crewe Alexandra FC  38 (13)
Most Discipline Points a player has received in a season.
 

Blog

TRADE: Lewes FC - Lincoln City FC

Written by OLMEC HEAD on Monday, May. 11th, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Written by Phil McIntosh on Sunday, May. 10th, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Written by Allan Sellers on Saturday, May. 9th, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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1st Division Match
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at Home Park (Plymouth Argyle FC)
Boston Rob attacks, attacks, attacks — and I-Man's Evil Empire quietly absorbs and counters. Fascinating when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable cynicism.
Olmec Head Marcus (Coventry City) 05/17 - 12:09 AM

Prediction League Rankings

PSTEAMCOACHWINS
 1.  Graham Wilkes    +9  16 
 2.  Colin Scott    +9  15 
 3.  James Bucknall    +9  14 
 3.  Abe Hamdali    +10  14 
 3.  Hazel Hawker    +10  14 
 3.  Mike Cabral    +8  14 
 7.  Brian Beerman    +8  13 
 7.  Dave Dohm    +8  13 
 7.  Carl Oakes    +7  13 
 10.  Martyn Hathaway    +8  12 
 10.  Antoine Thevenon    +8  12 
 10.  Phil McIntosh    +6  12 
 10.  Roy Rolsten    +8  12 
 10.  Vick Hall    +8  12 
Impressive week for Hazel & Abe! Well done guys.
James (Sheffield United)
 

Last Ten Transactions

  FOR Keiron Chamberlain (III/11 Fw) is sold to the Non-League for 360.
  FOR Jean Courtial (II/11 Df) is sold to the Non-League for 450.
  BRE Francis Dijkstra (APP/2 Gk) joins Brentford FC as a APP/2.
  BRE Mohsen Najjar (SBY/2 Gk) joins Brentford FC as a SBY/2.
  SU Shinya Hoshizawa (IV/10 Mf) joins Southend United via Auction 4 (IV/10 Mf).
  LEE Fidel Ayala (APP/7 Sw) joins Leeds United via Auction 4 (APP/7 Sw).
  CRE Roman Müller (III/11 Sw) joins Crewe Alexandra FC via Auction 4 (III/11 Sw).
  CRE Obed Issaka (III/12 Fw) joins Crewe Alexandra FC via Auction 4 (III/12 Fw).
  SU Marco Trapp (I/10 Fw) joins Southend United via Auction 4 (I/10 Fw).
  HER Damien O'Moore (II/12 Df) joins Hereford United FC via Auction 4 (II/12 Df).
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Rankings

1. LEW60
2. SU57
3. PNE55
4. DOR55
5. CHF53
6. PLY50
7. CAR50
8. BHA46
9. BRI46
10. BRE43
Which of these Top-5 teams will be added to the Evil Empire? Is Colin Scott requesting his Evil Empire card?
Allan (Brentford FC)
 
A great start to the season and we sit second.
Andy (Dorchester)
 

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Wall

I love the full banter. Every time I think of something new, I add it, and I've already seen the additions show up in comments.
Brian Mon, May 18
Bright & Hove
 
I have gone full banter, will I live to regret it.
James Mon, May 18
Watford
 
Wondering what Antoine did to upset the Olmec Head. Also, is Antoine flying under the radar?
Allan Mon, May 18
Brentford FC
 
It seems my strikers thought they were on a rugby field. They aimed a little too high...
Antoine Sun, May 17
Oldham Ath
 
I cleaned up some of the alignment on the Historical stats that pop up to the left. I’ll also work on categories that show headers hit no stats.
Allan Sat, May 16
Brentford FC
 
Currently testing some upgrades, I hope this will be okay...

Boston Rob attacks everything except, apparently, a trophy cabinet. QPR should find him quite accommodating today.
Olmec Head Marcus (Coventry City) 05/14 - 5:58 PM
Allan Thu, May 14
Brentford FC
 
I notice also that Phil referred to the non league managers as clowns. I hope they were reading the blog 🤔
Ian Thu, May 14
Preston NE
 
I think I just got "lawyered up" by Phil on the Blog. 😎
Allan Sun, May 10
Brentford FC
 
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