No, I'm afraid not.

Only those loved by the Olmec Gods win things.

We will never win my friend.

BUT...carrots will be dangled and finals reached but you will be kicked in the goolies at the final hurdle unless you are one of 'The Select Few' or 'The Chosen Ones'

it sounds like Craig maybe bitter about something?

Nooooooo

Just factual ;)

Sorry, Vick...

His name is not Craig...

Please refer to him properly.  The options are:

CB

or

The Chosen One

What do you mean Chosen One? I don't remember voting.

I feel like CB understands my Olmec plight. 

Exactly Mr Halpin, there was no voting, it's a closed shop.

All The Chosen Ones know who they are and their trophy cabinets can  not lie

The rest of us are just here to make up the numbers and give The Chosen Ones someone to laud it over

The Chosen Ones are also #kingsofdeflection

See above comments by Al 'King of The Select Few' Sellers

Mr Peterson is a very wise man

He understands the enormous task we slaves of The Chosen Ones face

It is an insurmountable challenge

We're all doomed

One of these days, I'm going to get a bucket of friend chicken and sacrifice it at the altar of Olmec.