
2 League Titles
2 FA Cup Titles
4 Youth Cup Titles
Next Session
M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
25 | Jul 05 | AFC Rushden & Diamonds | 2nd Division - R11 | |||
26 | Jul 05 | @ | AFC Fylde | 2nd Division - R12 | ||
28 | Jul 05 | (n) | Halifax Town AFC | Youth Cup - R2 |
Recent Results
M | DATE | SCORE | OPPONENT | COMP | ||
24 | Jun 28 | W | 2 - 0 | (n) | Droylsden FC | Youth Cup - R1 |
21 | Jun 28 | L | 0 - 1 | @ | Harrogate Railway AFC | 2nd Division - R10 |
20 | Jun 28 | L | 0 - 3 | Boston United | 2nd Division - R9 | |
19 | Jun 21 | L | 1 - 4 | @ | AFC Rushden & Diamonds | Alan Parr Cup - Q |
18 | Jun 21 | W | 6 - 0 | Goole AFC | FA Cup - Q | |
17 | Jun 21 | W | 1 - 0 | Chasetown FC | 2nd Division - R8 | |
16 | Jun 21 | L | 0 - 1 | @ | Droylsden FC | 2nd Division - R7 |
15 | Jun 14 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Clevedon Town FC | Alan Parr Cup - R2 |
14 | Jun 14 | W | 1 - 0 | Luton Town FC | FA Cup - R2 | |
13 | Jun 14 | W | 2 - 0 | Halifax Town AFC | 2nd Division - R6 |
Coach's Biography: Steve Turner

My last Bio was written over 2 years ago 8 years ago, so time to start afresh edit.
I started United at Forest for the first (trial?) season. I didn't get it, didn't have the time to try, and quit. Then U2 started and this time I read the rules. Properly. We've yo-yoed between Div 1 and Div 2 but have a 2 League titles, 2 FA Cups and a 4 Youth Cups. And became the first team in U2 to go undefeated in the league in a season. It would have been the whole of United but Ian at Preston best me by an hour in the other league.
I'm 57 65 years old and have three grown up daughters and step daughters aged 26 to 31 33 to 38 and two of those have seven children between them.
Seven Nearly 15 years ago I started a relationship with my eldest step-daughter's best friend. Elaine is 23 years younger than me and has an 10 18 year old daughter. In June 2015 we got married and in September we found out we were expecting a baby. We had lost a few to early miscarriages and had basically given up. Jacob was born on May 11 2016 and anyone who is my friend on Facebook can see how amazing he is. I still can't believe how lucky we are to have such a cute little boy handsome, too clever by half, talented, funny young boy.
Recent Team News
Team Roster
Players (31)
PLAYER | AGE | POS | SL | FIT | QNL | RSD |
Andrés Ramos | III | Gk | 16 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Tobias Ødegård | I | Gk | 13 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Noah Jackson | SBY | Gk | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Declan Wilson | IV | Sw | 15 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Kai Davis | SBY | Sw | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
Liam Conner | II | Df | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Leo McNeill | I | Df | 13 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Shayne Porter (c) | III | Df | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Callum Henderson | I | Df | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
Hector Jiménez | IV | Df | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Barry Fortune-West | III | Df | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Matty Parsons | IV | Df | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Florian Schmid | APP | Df | 8 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Declan MacLellan | SBY | Df | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Kenzie Munro | I | Mf | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Kai Jones | II | Mf | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Cliff Cooper | APP | Mf | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Esteban Gallet | II | Mf | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Padraig Conley | APP | Mf | 8 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Donald Brown | III | Mf | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Simon Müller | SBY | Mf | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Leron Katz | SBY | Mf | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Diogo DaSilva | IV | Mf | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
André Souza | II | Fw | 14 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
Cole Hamilton | I | Fw | 14 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
Kai Burke | III | Fw | 12 | -1 | 0 | 0 |
Leon Fischer | IV | Fw | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Marcos Nuñez | APP | Fw | 8 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Moritz Schultze | II | Fw | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Dennis Honeybun | IV | Fw | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Craig Porterfield | SBY | Fw | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Backroom Boys
NAME | AGE | ROLE |
Luca König | I | Coach |
Jannick Schmitz | I | Groundsman |
Tommaso Mazza | I | Physio |
Ezequiel Segura | II | Youth Coach |
Jeff Hunter | II | Youth Coach |
Oliver Brown | II | Youth Director |