
2 League Titles
2 FA Cup Titles
4 Youth Cup Titles
Next Session
M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
Recent Results
M | DATE | SCORE | OPPONENT | COMP | ||
39 | Mar 08 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | Swindon Supermarine FC | 2nd Division - R18 |
38 | Mar 08 | W | 2 - 0 | Evesham United FC | 2nd Division - R17 | |
35 | Mar 01 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Droylsden FC | 2nd Division - R16 |
34 | Mar 01 | D | 0 - 0 | Bedford Town FC | 2nd Division - R15 | |
30 | Feb 22 | W | 2 - 0 | AFC Rushden & Diamonds | 2nd Division - R14 | |
29 | Feb 22 | D | 2 - 2 | @ | Carlton Town FC | 2nd Division - R13 |
28 | Feb 15 | L | 1 - 3 | (n) | Burton Albion FC | Youth Cup - R2 |
26 | Feb 15 | W | 3 - 1 | FC United of Manchester | 2nd Division - R12 | |
25 | Feb 15 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | Hyde FC | 2nd Division - R11 |
24 | Feb 08 | W | 4 - 2 | (n) | Chippenham Town FC | Youth Cup - R1 |
Coach's Biography: Steve Turner

My last Bio was written over 2 years ago 8 years ago, so time to start afresh edit.
I started United at Forest for the first (trial?) season. I didn't get it, didn't have the time to try, and quit. Then U2 started and this time I read the rules. Properly. We've yo-yoed between Div 1 and Div 2 but have a 2 League titles, 2 FA Cups and a 4 Youth Cups. And became the first team in U2 to go undefeated in the league in a season. It would have been the whole of United but Ian at Preston best me by an hour in the other league.
I'm 57 65 years old and have three grown up daughters and step daughters aged 26 to 31 33 to 38 and two of those have seven children between them.
Seven Nearly 15 years ago I started a relationship with my eldest step-daughter's best friend. Elaine is 23 years younger than me and has an 10 18 year old daughter. In June 2015 we got married and in September we found out we were expecting a baby. We had lost a few to early miscarriages and had basically given up. Jacob was born on May 11 2016 and anyone who is my friend on Facebook can see how amazing he is. I still can't believe how lucky we are to have such a cute little boy handsome, too clever by half, talented, funny young boy.
Recent Team News
Team Roster
Players (25)
PLAYER | AGE | POS | SL | FIT | QNL | RSD |
Andrés Ramos | II | Gk | 16 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Mark Daugherty | IV | Gk | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Declan Wilson | III | Sw | 16 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Shayne Porter ![]() | II | Df | 15 | -3 | 0 | 2 |
Liam Conner | I | Df | 15 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
Matty Parsons | III | Df | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Barry Fortune-West | II | Df | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Leo McNeill | APP | Df | 11 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
Tommaso Mazza (c) | IV | Df | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Jannick Schmitz | IV | Df | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Florian Schmid | SBY | Df | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Kai Jones | I | Mf | 12 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Esteban Gallet | I | Mf | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Kenzie Munro | APP | Mf | 10 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
Donald Brown | II | Mf | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Diogo DaSilva | III | Mf | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Cliff Cooper | SBY | Mf | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Kai Burke ![]() | II | Fw | 15 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
André Souza | I | Fw | 15 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
Leon Fischer | III | Fw | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Moritz Schultze | I | Fw | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Cole Hamilton | APP | Fw | 10 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
Dennis Honeybun | III | Fw | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Luca König | IV | Fw | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Marcos Nuñez | SBY | Fw | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Backroom Boys
NAME | AGE | ROLE |
Arthur Bird | II | Coach |
Bryan Shrimpton | II | Groundsman |
Danny Ali | II | Physio |
Ezequiel Segura | I | Youth Coach |
Jeff Hunter | I | Youth Coach |
Oliver Brown | I | Youth Director |