Match Report

FC United of Manchester

Kevin Martin

Welling United FC

Eduard Habermann

Youth Cup Round 1

S  T  A  R  T  I  N  G      L  I  N  E  U  P  S

FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER                    WELLING UNITED FC

Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL     Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL
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Gk Leon Farrell           15    2   17     Gk Robert Morgan          16    2   18
Sw Marius Jacobsen         4    2    6     Df Gordon Brown           15    2   17
Df Finlay Butcher         13    1   14     Df Algernon Murphy         8    2   10
Df Joshua Simpson          8    2   10     Df Wes Fitzgerald          4    2    6
Df Jannis Schmid           4    2    6     Df Lucas Taylor            4    2    6
Mf Alex Turner             8    2   10     Df Jack Burke              3    2    5
Mf Alexander Long          7    2    9     Mf Sheng Guo               8    2   10
Mf Jack Young              4    2    6     Mf Stewart Stewart         3    2    5
Fw Harley Dowson          14    1   15     Fw Evan Gerrard           13    2   15
Fw Ze'ev Bar               8    2   10     Fw Gerry Gray              4    2    6
Fw Daniel Pritchard        4    2    6     Fw Felipe Melo             4    2    6

      Gk Sw Df Mf Fw   A R E A  T O T A L S    Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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      17  6 30 25 31        ROSTER TOTALS      18  0 44 15 27    
       0  0  0  0  0          HARDNESS          1  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0       HOME ADVANTAGE       0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0  GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS  0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0        PLAY FOR DRAW       0  0  0  0  0    
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      17  6 30 25 31         T O T A L S       19  0 44 15 27    

K E Y   E V E N T S
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Min 95: ROUND 1: Robert Morgan (WEL) takes the penalty kick and scores!
     (FCU - 0  :  WEL - 1) (FCU: 0 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 3: Finlay Butcher (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
     (FCU - 1  :  WEL - 1) (FCU: 1 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 5: Alex Turner (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
     (FCU - 2  :  WEL - 1) (FCU: 2 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 5: Sheng Guo (WEL) takes the penalty kick and scores!
     (FCU - 2  :  WEL - 2) (FCU: 2 - WEL: 2)
Min 95: ROUND 7: Alexander Long (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
     (FCU - 3  :  WEL - 2) (FCU: 3 - WEL: 2)

K E Y   S T A T S
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FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER       WELLING UNITED FC
       0               GOALS       0
       6       TOTAL ATTACKS       3
       6         TOTAL SHOTS       2
       3     SHOTS ON TARGET       0
       0               SAVES       3
       0       PENALTY KICKS       0
       0        YELLOW CARDS       0
       0           RED CARDS       0
       0            INJURIES       0

Match Summary

Kmart plans to throw at least one match per session, which is either tactical genius or the most honest thing anyone has said in football. Eduard Habermann stands opposite, presumably hoping for the other kind.

Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/06 - 7:32 PM

This has the feel of a Midwest U.S.A. Goodbye: one guy looks at the other after a lengthy pause, slaps his thigh and says, “Welp. See ya’ later.” And then departs. Thus goes our Youth Cup this season

Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/08 - 8:49 PM

Kmart allegedly throws matches to keep people guessing, yet somehow a goalless draw feels entirely accidental. Two clubs, one ball, ninety minutes, and the collective ambition of a particularly tired Tuesday.

Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM