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FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin
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Welling United FC
Eduard Habermann
Youth Cup Round 1
S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER WELLING UNITED FC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Leon Farrell 15 2 17 Gk Robert Morgan 16 2 18
Sw Marius Jacobsen 4 2 6 Df Gordon Brown 15 2 17
Df Finlay Butcher 13 1 14 Df Algernon Murphy 8 2 10
Df Joshua Simpson 8 2 10 Df Wes Fitzgerald 4 2 6
Df Jannis Schmid 4 2 6 Df Lucas Taylor 4 2 6
Mf Alex Turner 8 2 10 Df Jack Burke 3 2 5
Mf Alexander Long 7 2 9 Mf Sheng Guo 8 2 10
Mf Jack Young 4 2 6 Mf Stewart Stewart 3 2 5
Fw Harley Dowson 14 1 15 Fw Evan Gerrard 13 2 15
Fw Ze'ev Bar 8 2 10 Fw Gerry Gray 4 2 6
Fw Daniel Pritchard 4 2 6 Fw Felipe Melo 4 2 6
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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17 6 30 25 31 ROSTER TOTALS 18 0 44 15 27
0 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 1 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 0 0 0 0
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17 6 30 25 31 T O T A L S 19 0 44 15 27
K E Y E V E N T S
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Min 95: ROUND 1: Robert Morgan (WEL) takes the penalty kick and scores!
(FCU - 0 : WEL - 1) (FCU: 0 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 3: Finlay Butcher (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
(FCU - 1 : WEL - 1) (FCU: 1 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 5: Alex Turner (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
(FCU - 2 : WEL - 1) (FCU: 2 - WEL: 1)
Min 95: ROUND 5: Sheng Guo (WEL) takes the penalty kick and scores!
(FCU - 2 : WEL - 2) (FCU: 2 - WEL: 2)
Min 95: ROUND 7: Alexander Long (FCU) takes the penalty kick and scores!
(FCU - 3 : WEL - 2) (FCU: 3 - WEL: 2)
K E Y S T A T S
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FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER WELLING UNITED FC
0 GOALS 0
6 TOTAL ATTACKS 3
6 TOTAL SHOTS 2
3 SHOTS ON TARGET 0
0 SAVES 3
0 PENALTY KICKS 0
0 YELLOW CARDS 0
0 RED CARDS 0
0 INJURIES 0
Match Summary
Kmart plans to throw at least one match per session, which is either tactical genius or the most honest thing anyone has said in football. Eduard Habermann stands opposite, presumably hoping for the other kind.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 6 (Goole AFC)
This has the feel of a Midwest U.S.A. Goodbye: one guy looks at the other after a lengthy pause, slaps his thigh and says, “Welp. See ya’ later.” And then departs. Thus goes our Youth Cup this season
~ Kevin ~ Jun 8 (FC United of Manchester)

Kmart allegedly throws matches to keep people guessing, yet somehow a goalless draw feels entirely accidental. Two clubs, one ball, ninety minutes, and the collective ambition of a particularly tired Tuesday.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 13 (Goole AFC)
As usual, Kevin claimed he would lose — and yet he somehow won anyway.
~ Eduard ~ Jun 15 (Welling United FC)
Silly PK luck. WEL had the advantage through the first 5, and we somehow escaped with just 2 made to get the later advantage
~ Kevin ~ Jun 15 (FC United of Manchester)