Match Report

Kendal Town FC

Ian Lindsay

FC United of Manchester

Kevin Martin

League Round 3

S  T  A  R  T  I  N  G      L  I  N  E  U  P  S

KENDAL TOWN FC                             FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER

Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL     Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL
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Gk Jermaine Anderson      14    2   16     Gk Leon Farrell           12    2   14
Sw Daniel Lorimar         14    2   16     Df Diego Acosta           12    0   12
Df Gonzalo Sanz           16    1   17     Df Steven Williams        10    2   12
Df Bryan Martin            6    2    8     Df Joshua Simpson          6    2    8
Mf George Armstrong       14    2   16     Mf Ben Duckworth           7    1    8
Mf Albert Wise             8    1    9     Mf Jonathan Håkansson      7    2    9
Fw Marco Beerman          10    2   12     Mf Alex Turner             6    2    8
Fw Marcelo Guzman          8    1    9     Mf Alexander Long          5    2    7
Fw Algernon James          8    1    9     Mf Jack Young              3    2    5
Fw Gregg Smith             6    2    8     Fw Luiz Correia           10    2   12
Fw André Ribeiro           6    2    8     Fw Ze'ev Bar               6    2    8

      Gk Sw Df Mf Fw   A R E A  T O T A L S    Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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      16 16 25 25 46        ROSTER TOTALS      14  0 32 37 20    
       0  0  0  0  0          HARDNESS          0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  9       HOME ADVANTAGE       0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0  GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS  0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0        PLAY FOR DRAW       0  0  4  3  0    
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      16 16 25 25 55         T O T A L S       14  0 36 40 20    

K E Y   E V E N T S
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Min 24: Diego Acosta (FCU) is booked
Min 64: Gregg Smith (KEN) scores! (KEN: 1 - FCU: 0)
Min 71: Alex Turner (FCU) scores! (KEN: 1 - FCU: 1)
Min 83: Jonathan Håkansson (FCU) scores! (KEN: 1 - FCU: 2)

K E Y   S T A T S
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KENDAL TOWN FC                FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER
       1               GOALS       2
      12       TOTAL ATTACKS       4
      12         TOTAL SHOTS       3
       3     SHOTS ON TARGET       2
       0               SAVES       2
       0       PENALTY KICKS       0
       0        YELLOW CARDS       1
       0           RED CARDS       0
       0            INJURIES       0

Match Summary

Kmart travels from Kirksville apparently planning to lose this one on purpose, which is either tactical genius or the most honest thing anyone has said in football. I find both possibilities equally exhausting.

Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/17 - 12:13 AM

Nope

Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/21 - 1:59 PM

It never occurred to me that Kirksville managers might lose games on purpose, but it would explain a lot.

Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/23 - 5:17 PM

Couldn't make this up. For this to be random numbers the chances are astronomical!

Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/23 - 7:09 PM

It's not quite astronomically low.
It's still impressive for FCU to win a 5%er.

Eduard (Welling United FC) 05/23 - 9:09 PM

Wow! And go figure. All the times we tried to beat Ian, and lost. This time we were hoping to keep down the goal differential, and won

Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/26 - 7:04 PM

Thanks you, Olmec!

Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/26 - 7:05 PM