Bart: Dad, I can’t believe you’re risking my life to save your own.

Homer: Son, you’ll understand one day, when you have kids.

Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything - to move under the sea.  It's not going to happen.

Homer: Not with that attitude!

Considering this is OLMEC:

"Hey, man, don't badmouth the head!"

Lets share the blame.

Banner at Barts parents /teachers evening.

(I repeat it every time Ive gone to one for my own kids)

You broke grandpas teeth now grandpa gets to break your teeth.

Homer to bart when he broke Grandpas false teeth.

"Trying is the first step toward failure. Never try." - Homer

Ummm....I mean its not really a proper Olmec Head, but I guess an effort was made...

"The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum." - Chief Wiggum

Homer:  "Come on, honey, you work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you."

Homer: "We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!"

Grandpa: "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"