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FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin
Goole AFC
Olmec Head Marvin
FA Cup Quarterfinals
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S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER GOOLE AFC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Leon Farrell 14 2 16 Gk Brian Washington 10 0 10
Df Diego Acosta 12 1 13 Sw Cristian Barone 11 0 11
Df Steven Williams 11 2 13 Df Harrison George 12 -1 11
Df Jannis Schmid 3 2 5 Df Jay Banks 11 -1 10
Mf Kian Sansom 13 2 15 Df James Moore 10 -1 9
Mf Alexander Müller 13 1 14 Df Andrew Marshall 8 1 9
Mf Cristobal Benitez 16 2 18 Mf Ellis Macbeth 12 -1 11
Mf Alex Turner 7 2 9 Mf Busby Næss 10 -1 9
Fw Noah Schäfer 13 2 15 Mf Harry Hunter 9 1 10
Fw Luiz Correia 11 2 13 Fw Mark Tufnel 11 -1 10
Fw Daniel Pritchard 3 2 5 Fw Jannis Lehmann 10 -1 9
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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16 0 31 56 33 ROSTER TOTALS 10 11 39 30 19
0 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 1 0 1 1 1
0 0 0 0 9 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 0 0 0 0
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16 0 31 56 42 T O T A L S 11 11 40 31 20
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B O O K I N G S
Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card. The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn. If the
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card
chance then the player is sent off. Note that the chances are as follows:
- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))
If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card. Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Leon Farrell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 72.37 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 3.03 (no red card)
Df Diego Acosta: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 34.23 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 38.48 (no red card)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 51.71 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 1.36 (no red card)
Df Jannis Schmid: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 85.53 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 37.77 (no red card)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 34.75 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 48.75 (no red card)
Mf Alexander Müller: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 66.21 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 84.53 (no red card)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 50.99 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 7.81 (no red card)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 82.55 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 46.05 (no red card)
Fw Noah Schäfer: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 73.33 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 92.5 (no red card)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 57.45 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 44.81 (no red card)
Fw Daniel Pritchard: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 75.85 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 83.33 (no red card)
******* GOOLE AFC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 4
- Gk Hardness = 1
Gk Brian Washington: Chance of booking = 6.75% | Random number = 30.33 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 1.0% | Random number = 84.58 (no red card)
Sw Cristian Barone: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 11.28 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 92.83 (no red card)
Df Harrison George: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 21.8 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 65.94 (no red card)
Df Jay Banks: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 72.78 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 21.23 (no red card)
Df James Moore: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 45.15 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 49.87 (no red card)
Df Andrew Marshall: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 16.98 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 80.2 (no red card)
Mf Ellis Macbeth: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 52.2 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 43.92 (no red card)
Mf Busby Næss: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 98.24 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 80.19 (no red card)
Mf Harry Hunter: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 11.16 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 65.08 (no red card)
Fw Mark Tufnel: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 50.77 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 72.23 (no red card)
Fw Jannis Lehmann: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 7.67 (BOOKED!)
Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 83.17 (no second yellow)
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I N J U R I E S
A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured.
For each player the chance of injury is:
((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.
The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.
Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost.
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- Goole AFC Team Hardness = 4
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 5.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 2.75%
Gk Leon Farrell: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 73.7 (no injury)
Df Diego Acosta: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 69.46 (no injury)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 39.77 (no injury)
Df Jannis Schmid: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 9.68 (no injury)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 84.04 (no injury)
Mf Alexander Müller: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 65.37 (no injury)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 28.86 (no injury)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 60.65 (no injury)
Fw Noah Schäfer: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 73.85 (no injury)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 58.76 (no injury)
Fw Daniel Pritchard: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 56.54 (no injury)
******* GOOLE AFC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Goole AFC Team Hardness = 4
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 3.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.75%
Gk Brian Washington: Chance of injury = 1.75% | Random number = 53.24 (no injury)
Sw Cristian Barone: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 45.96 (no injury)
Df Harrison George: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 87.14 (no injury)
Df Jay Banks: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 50.47 (no injury)
Df James Moore: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 69.05 (no injury)
Df Andrew Marshall: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 36.25 (no injury)
Mf Ellis Macbeth: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 13.94 (no injury)
Mf Busby Næss: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 51.91 (no injury)
Mf Harry Hunter: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 2.97 (INJURED!)
Targeted fitness lost = 0
Harry Hunter is being assisted by the Physio and appears to be just fine.
Fw Mark Tufnel: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 95.34 (no injury)
Fw Jannis Lehmann: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 70.8 (no injury)
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P E N A L T Y K I C K S
There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance.
The chance of a penalty being scored is:
50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill) % (to a maximum 95%)
******* GOOLE AFC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 4; (4 10% chances of yielding PKs)
- PK Taker: Cristobal Benitez SL 16
- Defending Gk: Brian Washington SL 10
1: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 4 (PENALTY KICK!)
Chance of scoring = 94% | Random number = 20 (PENALTY KICK GOOOAAALLL!!!)
2: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 68 (no penalty kick)
3: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 15 (no penalty kick)
4: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 80 (no penalty kick)
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Harrison George SL 12
- Defending Gk: Leon Farrell SL 14
intRndPk = 7
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 7 (no penalty kick)
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A T T A C K I N G C H A N C E S & S H O T S
(i) If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total,
then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
Note: A Sw does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league!
(ii) The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
the difference.
(iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then
team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one
third of the difference. All fractions of attacks are rounded up,
and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many
produce shots, then goals:
(iv) Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!). For each attack,
there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
30 + (Sw level x 2) %
(eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the
Sw become shots.
(v) Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)
(vi) Finally, on-target shots come up against the Gk. This is similar to
the Sw test, but the percentage is:
40 + (Gk level x 2.25) %
Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.
A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw,
Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved
(round up fractions).
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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FC United of Manchester 16 0 31 56 42
Goole AFC 11 11 40 31 20
FC United of Manchester Fw Attacks = 2 (42 - 40); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Mf Attacks = 13 ((56 - 31) / 2) ; result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Df Attacks = 3 ((31 - 20) / 5); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Total Attacks = 18
1: Attack for Df Diego Acosta
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 73 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 59 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 64.75% | Random number = 56.95 (Shot Saved by Gk)
2: Attack for Df Diego Acosta
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
3: Attack for Df Diego Acosta
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 79 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 81 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 64.75% | Random number = 6.2 (Shot Saved by Gk)
4: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 60 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 79 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 64.75% | Random number = 82.29 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
5: Attack for Mf Alexander Müller
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 78 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 1 (Shot Off Target)
6: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 35 (Sw stopped attack)
7: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 85 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 84 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 64.75% | Random number = 68.85 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
8: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 34 (Sw stopped attack)
9: Attack for Mf Alexander Müller
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 8 (Sw stopped attack)
10: Attack for Mf Alexander Müller
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 7 (Sw stopped attack)
11: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 7 (Sw stopped attack)
12: Attack for Mf Alexander Müller
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 29 (Sw stopped attack)
13: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 87 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 42 (Shot Off Target)
14: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 26 (Sw stopped attack)
15: Attack for Mf Alex Turner
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 82 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 29 (Shot Off Target)
16: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 30 (Sw stopped attack)
17: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 84 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 61 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 64.75% | Random number = 37.83 (Shot Saved by Gk)
18: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 52% | Random number = 14 (Sw stopped attack)
******* GOOLE AFC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Goole AFC 11 11 40 31 20
FC United of Manchester 16 0 31 56 42
FC United of Manchester is using Offside Trap!
Goole AFC Fw Attacks = 0 (20 - 31)
Goole AFC Mf Attacks = 0 ((31 - 56) / 2; rounded up)
Goole AFC Df Attacks = 0 ((40 - 42) / 3; rounded up)
Goole AFC Total Attacks = 0
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F I N A L S C O R E
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER 3 - GOOLE AFC 0
Match Notes
FC United away. Kmart throws matches to keep managers guessing, which is almost interesting. Almost.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/30 - 7:30 PM
Only our second-ever match against Goole. Clearly it’s hard to face them when they play Ian or Dave in the openers every season
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/01 - 8:13 PM
WOW! Some massive shade here from Mr. Martin and I'm here for ALL OF IT!
Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 06/01 - 11:39 PM
From the guy that gest Goole in the Qtrs of the FA Cup.......when did we start issuing byes in the Qtrs?
Dave (AFC Wimbledon) 06/02 - 6:02 PM
Dave raises a fair point. We travel to Kmart's ground for a cup tie, which is either a genuine test or today's scheduled sacrifice. The uncertainty is the most interesting thing about existence right now, which tells you everything.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/03 - 7:30 PM
Three nil. Kmart threw nothing today, which was considerate of him. We provided the sacrifice ourselves, efficiently and without being asked.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/06 - 7:30 PM