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S  T  A  R  T  I  N  G      L  I  N  E  U  P  S

GOOLE AFC                                  EVESHAM UNITED FC

Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL     Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL
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Gk Brian Washington       10    0   10     Gk Cameron Cowie           2    2    4
Df Harrison George        12   -1   11     Sw Craig Thompson          5    2    7
Df Jay Banks              11   -1   10     Df Paul Werner             6    0    6
Df James Moore            10   -1    9     Df Denis Howard            5    2    7
Df Andrew Marshall         8    1    9     Df Tal Levi                2    2    4
Df Carlton Sturridge       8    1    9     Mf Lucas Maes              6    2    8
Mf Ellis Macbeth          12   -1   11     Mf Emile Chambers          5    2    7
Mf Harry Hunter            8    1    9     Mf Gabriel Miller          5    2    7
Mf Lee Brown               2    2    4     Fw Logan Ferdinand         9    0    9
Fw Mark Tufnel            11   -1   10     Fw Samuel O'Donnell        2    2    4
Fw Jannis Lehmann         10   -1    9     Fw Kyle McNeill            2    2    4

      Gk Sw Df Mf Fw   A R E A  T O T A L S    Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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      10  0 48 24 19        ROSTER TOTALS       4  7 17 22 17    
       1  2  1  0  0          HARDNESS          0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  3  2  2       HOME ADVANTAGE       0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0  GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS  0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0        PLAY FOR DRAW       0  0  0  0  0    
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      11  2 52 26 21         T O T A L S        4  7 17 22 17    

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B  O  O  K  I  N  G  S

Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card.  The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn.  If the 
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card 
chance then the player is sent off.  Note that the chances are as follows:
	- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
	- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))

If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card.  Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.

*******  GOOLE AFC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 4
   - Gk   Hardness = 1

Gk Brian Washington: Chance of booking = 6.75% | Random number = 65.46 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 1.0% | Random number = 99.49 (no red card)

Df Harrison George: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 97.99 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 22.22 (no red card)

Df Jay Banks: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 11.98 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 74.05 (no red card)

Df James Moore: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 36.81 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 52.06 (no red card)

Df Andrew Marshall: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 3.52 (BOOKED!) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 78.5 (no second yellow)

Df Carlton Sturridge: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 57.24 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 8.25 (no red card)

Mf Ellis Macbeth: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 36.8 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 39.79 (no red card)

Mf Harry Hunter: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 79.84 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 77.36 (no red card)

Mf Lee Brown: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 58.55 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 29.15 (no red card)

Fw Mark Tufnel: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 66.8 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 83.49 (no red card)

Fw Jannis Lehmann: Chance of booking = 10.5% | Random number = 55.48 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.75% | Random number = 82.86 (no red card)

*******  EVESHAM UNITED FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 0
   - Gk   Hardness = 0

Gk Cameron Cowie: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 73.17 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 60.12 (no red card)

Sw Craig Thompson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 56.21 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 37.54 (no red card)

Df Paul Werner: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 79.66 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 27.7 (no red card)

Df Denis Howard: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 9.35 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 24.99 (no red card)

Df Tal Levi: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 46.63 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 87.14 (no red card)

Mf Lucas Maes: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 39.41 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 93.67 (no red card)

Mf Emile Chambers: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 93.89 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 76.31 (no red card)

Mf Gabriel Miller: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 41.93 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 0.08 (STRAIGHT RED CARD! SENT OFF!!!)
      Gabriel Miller new match skill level =  3
      Gabriel Miller new match total level =  5

Fw Logan Ferdinand: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 69.24 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 72.27 (no red card)

Fw Samuel O'Donnell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 51.46 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 22.39 (no red card)

Fw Kyle McNeill: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 50.7 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 0.77 (no red card)
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I  N  J  U  R  I  E  S

A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured. 
For each player the chance of injury is:   
  ((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
    For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
    the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.

The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half 
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.

Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost. 
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for 
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.


*******  GOOLE AFC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - Goole AFC Team Hardness = 4
   - Evesham United FC Team Hardness = 0
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 3.5%
   - Gk chance of injury = 1.75%
Gk Brian Washington: Chance of injury = 1.75% | Random number = 2.06 (no injury) 
Df Harrison George: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 78.56 (no injury) 
Df Jay Banks: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 52.74 (no injury) 
Df James Moore: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 18.9 (no injury) 
Df Andrew Marshall: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 56.28 (no injury) 
Df Carlton Sturridge: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 10.82 (no injury) 
Mf Ellis Macbeth: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 60.37 (no injury) 
Mf Harry Hunter: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 89.82 (no injury) 
Mf Lee Brown: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 65.25 (no injury) 
Fw Mark Tufnel: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 68.76 (no injury) 
Fw Jannis Lehmann: Chance of injury = 3.5% | Random number = 54.76 (no injury) 

*******  EVESHAM UNITED FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - Evesham United FC Team Hardness = 0
   - Goole AFC Team Hardness = 4
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 5.5%
   - Gk chance of injury = 2.75%
Gk Cameron Cowie: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 6.32 (no injury) 
Sw Craig Thompson: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 45.87 (no injury) 
Df Paul Werner: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 41.94 (no injury) 
Df Denis Howard: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 86.68 (no injury) 
Df Tal Levi: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 33.92 (no injury) 
Mf Lucas Maes: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 50.15 (no injury) 
Mf Emile Chambers: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 39.03 (no injury) 
Mf Gabriel Miller: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 57.07 (no injury) 
Fw Logan Ferdinand: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 57.14 (no injury) 
Fw Samuel O'Donnell: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 55.01 (no injury) 
Fw Kyle McNeill: Chance of injury = 5.5% | Random number = 34.29 (no injury) 
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P  E  N  A  L  T  Y     K  I  C  K  S

There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance. 
The chance of a penalty being scored is: 
  50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill)  %    (to a maximum 95%)

*******  EVESHAM UNITED FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
   - PK Taker: Harrison George SL 12
   - Defending Gk: Cameron Cowie SL 2

     intRndPk = 23
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 23 (no penalty kick)

*******  GOOLE AFC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 4; (4 10% chances of yielding PKs)
   - PK Taker: Logan Ferdinand SL 9
   - Defending Gk: Brian Washington SL 10

1: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 6 (PENALTY KICK!)
   Chance of scoring = 66% | Random number = 13 (PENALTY KICK GOOOAAALLL!!!)
2: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 22 (no penalty kick)
3: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 52 (no penalty kick)
4: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 14 (no penalty kick)
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A  T  T  A  C  K  I  N  G      C  H  A  N  C  E  S      &      S  H  O  T  S

  (i)   If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total, 
        then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
        Note: A Sw  does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league! 

  (ii)  The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
        the difference.

  (iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then  
        team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
        If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one 
        third of the difference.  All fractions of attacks are rounded up, 
        and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many 
        produce shots, then goals: 

  (iv)  Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!).  For each attack,
        there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
              30 + (Sw level x 2) % 
        (eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the 
        Sw become shots.

  (v)   Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
        2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
        to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)

  (vi)  Finally, on-target shots come up against the  Gk. This is similar to 
        the Sw test, but the percentage is:
        40 + (Gk level x 2.25) % 

  Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
         their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.

         A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw, 
         Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved 
         (round up fractions).

*******  GOOLE AFC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  Goole AFC                11   0  52  26  21
  Evesham United FC        4   7  17  20  17

Goole AFC Fw Attacks = 4 (21 - 17); result rounded up
Goole AFC Mf Attacks = 3 ((26 - 20) / 2) ; result rounded up
Goole AFC Df Attacks = 7 ((52 - 17) / 5); result rounded up
Goole AFC Total Attacks = 14

1: Attack for Df Jay Banks
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 20 (Sw stopped attack) 
2: Attack for Df Jay Banks
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 78 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 36 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 49.0% | Random number = 81.76 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
3: Attack for Df Harrison George
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 36 (Sw stopped attack) 
4: Attack for Df Harrison George
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 75 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 31 (Shot Off Target) 
5: Attack for Df Carlton Sturridge
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 52 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 12 (Shot Off Target) 
6: Attack for Df James Moore
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 64 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 8 (Shot Off Target) 
7: Attack for Df Carlton Sturridge
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 83 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 91 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 49.0% | Random number = 3.62 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
8: Attack for Mf Harry Hunter
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack) 
9: Attack for Mf Harry Hunter
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 40 (Sw stopped attack) 
10: Attack for Mf Ellis Macbeth
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 60 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 64 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 49.0% | Random number = 88.09 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
11: Attack for Fw Jannis Lehmann
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 59 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 52 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 49.0% | Random number = 55.11 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
12: Attack for Fw Jannis Lehmann
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 75 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 17 (Shot Off Target) 
13: Attack for Fw Mark Tufnel
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 62 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 50 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 49.0% | Random number = 80.86 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
14: Attack for Fw Jannis Lehmann
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 81 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 13 (Shot Off Target) 

*******  EVESHAM UNITED FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  Evesham United FC        4   7  17  20  17
  Goole AFC                11   0  52  26  21

Evesham United FC Fw Attacks = 0 (17 - 52)
Evesham United FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((20 - 26) / 2;  rounded up)
Evesham United FC Df Attacks = 0 ((17 - 21) / 3;  rounded up)
Evesham United FC Total Attacks = 0

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Match Notes
The FA Cup. A competition designed to make everyone briefly believe in something before reminding them why they stopped. Evesham arrive here and we will play, and one of us will continue, and I find I cannot locate my enthusiasm for either outcome.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/17 - 12:12 AM  
Four goals. Against Evesham. In the FA Cup. Moose has flown in from Massachusetts for this. I find I cannot locate the appropriate emotion, but I believe humans call it winning.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/23 - 7:30 PM  
 
 
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