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FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin

Burton Albion FC
James White
League Round 8
S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER BURTON ALBION FC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Leon Farrell 14 2 16 Gk Ryan Walsh 16 2 18
Sw Keith Davis 13 1 14 Sw Theo Butcher 7 2 9
Df Finlay Butcher 13 1 14 Df Adam Clarke 11 2 13
Df Diego Acosta 12 1 13 Df Christopher McLachlan 10 2 12
Df Joshua Simpson 7 2 9 Df Noah Thompson 7 -2 5
Mf Cristobal Benitez 16 2 18 Df Rémi Baud 3 2 5
Mf Alex Turner 7 2 9 Mf Robert O'Neal 11 2 13
Mf Alexander Long 6 2 8 Mf Antonin Bourguignon 7 2 9
Fw Harley Dowson 14 1 15 Mf Jermaine Lewis 3 -1 2
Fw Luiz Correia 11 2 13 Fw Ben Frings 6 2 8
Fw Ze'ev Bar 7 2 9 Fw Jack Kennedy 3 2 5
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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16 14 36 35 37 ROSTER TOTALS 18 9 35 24 13
0 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 9 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
3 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 3 4 0 0
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19 14 36 35 46 T O T A L S 18 12 39 24 13
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B O O K I N G S
Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card. The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn. If the
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card
chance then the player is sent off. Note that the chances are as follows:
- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))
If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card. Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Leon Farrell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 32.31 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 29.26 (no red card)
Sw Keith Davis: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 69.05 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 21.39 (no red card)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 10.71 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 24.0 (no red card)
Df Diego Acosta: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 50.5 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 56.91 (no red card)
Df Joshua Simpson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 60.93 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 97.41 (no red card)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 28.59 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 21.02 (no red card)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 56.48 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 59.73 (no red card)
Mf Alexander Long: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 20.47 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 48.12 (no red card)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 66.65 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 33.22 (no red card)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 32.55 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 87.91 (no red card)
Fw Ze'ev Bar: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 54.13 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 20.24 (no red card)
******* BURTON ALBION FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Ryan Walsh: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 10.22 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 34.71 (no red card)
Sw Theo Butcher: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 39.64 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 15.7 (no red card)
Df Adam Clarke: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 87.83 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 32.58 (no red card)
Df Christopher McLachlan: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 21.05 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 11.43 (no red card)
Df Noah Thompson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 77.95 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 94.51 (no red card)
Df Rémi Baud: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 33.5 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 7.72 (no red card)
Mf Robert O'Neal: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 17.07 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 99.63 (no red card)
Mf Antonin Bourguignon: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 55.08 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 13.95 (no red card)
Mf Jermaine Lewis: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 70.78 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 13.49 (no red card)
Fw Ben Frings: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 68.52 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 40.81 (no red card)
Fw Jack Kennedy: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 47.99 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 10.03 (no red card)
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I N J U R I E S
A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured.
For each player the chance of injury is:
((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.
The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.
Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost.
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- Burton Albion FC Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Leon Farrell: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 83.65 (no injury)
Sw Keith Davis: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 91.75 (no injury)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 38.34 (no injury)
Df Diego Acosta: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 50.34 (no injury)
Df Joshua Simpson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 89.35 (no injury)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 50.08 (no injury)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 28.4 (no injury)
Mf Alexander Long: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 99.39 (no injury)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 86.7 (no injury)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 54.8 (no injury)
Fw Ze'ev Bar: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 58.79 (no injury)
******* BURTON ALBION FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Burton Albion FC Team Hardness = 0
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Ryan Walsh: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 85.41 (no injury)
Sw Theo Butcher: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 74.33 (no injury)
Df Adam Clarke: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 82.52 (no injury)
Df Christopher McLachlan: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 26.82 (no injury)
Df Noah Thompson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 16.81 (no injury)
Df Rémi Baud: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 32.95 (no injury)
Mf Robert O'Neal: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 93.02 (no injury)
Mf Antonin Bourguignon: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 32.64 (no injury)
Mf Jermaine Lewis: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 49.19 (no injury)
Fw Ben Frings: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 19.88 (no injury)
Fw Jack Kennedy: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 77.68 (no injury)
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P E N A L T Y K I C K S
There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance.
The chance of a penalty being scored is:
50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill) % (to a maximum 95%)
******* BURTON ALBION FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Cristobal Benitez SL 16
- Defending Gk: Ryan Walsh SL 16
intRndPk = 22
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 22 (no penalty kick)
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Adam Clarke SL 11
- Defending Gk: Leon Farrell SL 14
intRndPk = 51
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 51 (no penalty kick)
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A T T A C K I N G C H A N C E S & S H O T S
(i) If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total,
then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
Note: A Sw does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league!
(ii) The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
the difference.
(iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then
team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one
third of the difference. All fractions of attacks are rounded up,
and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many
produce shots, then goals:
(iv) Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!). For each attack,
there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
30 + (Sw level x 2) %
(eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the
Sw become shots.
(v) Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)
(vi) Finally, on-target shots come up against the Gk. This is similar to
the Sw test, but the percentage is:
40 + (Gk level x 2.25) %
Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.
A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw,
Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved
(round up fractions).
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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FC United of Manchester 19 14 36 35 46
Burton Albion FC 18 12 39 24 13
FC United of Manchester Fw Attacks = 7 (46 - 39); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Mf Attacks = 6 ((35 - 24) / 2) ; result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Df Attacks = 8 ((36 - 13) / 3); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Total Attacks = 21
1: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 62 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 11 (Shot Off Target)
2: Attack for Df Diego Acosta
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 29 (Sw stopped attack)
3: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
4: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 93 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 80 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 80.5% | Random number = 57.89 (Shot Saved by Gk)
5: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 3 (Sw stopped attack)
6: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 6 (Sw stopped attack)
7: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 45 (Sw stopped attack)
8: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 50 (Sw stopped attack)
9: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
10: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 3 (Sw stopped attack)
11: Attack for Mf Alexander Long
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 46 (Sw stopped attack)
12: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 82 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 98 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 80.5% | Random number = 42.99 (Shot Saved by Gk)
13: Attack for Mf Alex Turner
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 38 (Sw stopped attack)
14: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 47 (Sw stopped attack)
15: Attack for Fw Ze'ev Bar
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 60 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 34 (Shot Off Target)
16: Attack for Fw Ze'ev Bar
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 90 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 59 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 80.5% | Random number = 14.88 (Shot Saved by Gk)
17: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 39 (Sw stopped attack)
18: Attack for Fw Ze'ev Bar
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 14 (Sw stopped attack)
19: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 86 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 66 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 80.5% | Random number = 6.32 (Shot Saved by Gk)
20: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 38 (Sw stopped attack)
21: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 43 (Sw stopped attack)
******* BURTON ALBION FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Burton Albion FC 18 12 39 24 13
FC United of Manchester 19 14 36 35 46
Burton Albion FC is Playing For A Draw!
Burton Albion FC Fw Attacks = 0 (13 - 36)
Burton Albion FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((24 - 35) / 2; rounded up)
Burton Albion FC Df Attacks = 0 ((39 - 46) / 3; rounded up)
Burton Albion FC Total Attacks = 0
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F I N A L S C O R E
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER 0 - BURTON ALBION FC 0
Match Notes
Kmart vs Dr White — two rivals who genuinely cannot stand each other going head to head. Burton love to score, FC United love to hand out gifts. This could get wild.
Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) 05/30 - 7:30 PM
The Burton Beer Bellies. Time to circle the wagons. Can’t give this one away
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/01 - 8:11 PM
Though our best hope is that the T11 for Dr. White will be playing in their two home matches. We will happily host a youth team this coming weekend!
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/01 - 8:12 PM

Kmart vs Dr White and neither side could find the net — given White supposedly loves goals, that scoreline must sting him all the way back to Scotland.
Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) 06/06 - 7:30 PM
Really? No luck or love from Olmec in this one. 21 chances to none and we couldn’t get the win
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/08 - 8:45 PM
At least it wasn’t a loss as the wheels officially come off the Div 1 Dark Horse bus
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/08 - 8:45 PM