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Kevin Martin
 
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League Round 1
 
 
 
 

S  T  A  R  T  I  N  G      L  I  N  E  U  P  S

FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER                    BEDFORD TOWN FC

Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL     Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL
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Gk Denis Martin           13    2   15     Gk Guillaume Hebert       11    2   13
Sw Keith Davis            13    2   15     Sw Julian Moreno           5    2    7
Df Diego Acosta           13    2   15     Df Francis Mitchell       12    0   12
Df Corey Mills            10    0   10     Df Francisco Vera          9    0    9
Mf Cristobal Benitez      13    2   15     Df Ben Collins             5    2    7
Mf Kian Sansom            10    0   10     Mf Kyle Moore             10    0   10
Mf Finn McMillan           6    2    8     Mf Christian Kilkenny      9    0    9
Fw Noah Schäfer           14    2   16     Mf Carlton Bishop          5    2    7
Fw Harley Dowson          10    1   11     Fw Zak Bell               10    1   11
Fw Baron Marshall         14    1   15     Fw Gerry Walker            5    2    7
Fw Luiz Correia            6    2    8     Fw Niklas Möller           2    2    4

      Gk Sw Df Mf Fw   A R E A  T O T A L S    Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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      15 15 25 33 50        ROSTER TOTALS      13  7 28 26 22    
       0  0  0  0  0          HARDNESS          0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  9       HOME ADVANTAGE       0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0  GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS  0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0        PLAY FOR DRAW       0  0  0  0  0    
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      15 15 25 33 59         T O T A L S       13  7 28 26 22    

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B  O  O  K  I  N  G  S

Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card.  The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn.  If the 
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card 
chance then the player is sent off.  Note that the chances are as follows:
	- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
	- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))

If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card.  Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.

*******  FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 0
   - Gk   Hardness = 0

Gk Denis Martin: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 83.2 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 62.22 (no red card)

Sw Keith Davis: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 70.99 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 37.59 (no red card)

Df Diego Acosta: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 45.18 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 45.02 (no red card)

Df Corey Mills: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 73.59 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 65.81 (no red card)

Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 91.01 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 36.79 (no red card)

Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 41.77 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 80.74 (no red card)

Mf Finn McMillan: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 74.15 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 4.42 (no red card)

Fw Noah Schäfer: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 12.88 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 96.66 (no red card)

Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 4.47 (BOOKED!) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 23.03 (no second yellow)

Fw Baron Marshall: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 24.86 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 20.5 (no red card)

Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 12.8 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 98.99 (no red card)

*******  BEDFORD TOWN FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 0
   - Gk   Hardness = 0

Gk Guillaume Hebert: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 7.73 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 14.04 (no red card)

Sw Julian Moreno: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 45.94 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 62.47 (no red card)

Df Francis Mitchell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 59.03 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 74.0 (no red card)

Df Francisco Vera: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 24.04 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 29.98 (no red card)

Df Ben Collins: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 37.57 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 42.41 (no red card)

Mf Kyle Moore: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 99.41 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 70.19 (no red card)

Mf Christian Kilkenny: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 27.43 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 99.46 (no red card)

Mf Carlton Bishop: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 89.72 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 23.24 (no red card)

Fw Zak Bell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 39.31 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 23.15 (no red card)

Fw Gerry Walker: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 92.08 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 36.71 (no red card)

Fw Niklas Möller: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 88.09 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 23.64 (no red card)
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I  N  J  U  R  I  E  S

A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured. 
For each player the chance of injury is:   
  ((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
    For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
    the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.

The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half 
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.

Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost. 
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for 
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.


*******  FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
   - Bedford Town FC Team Hardness = 0
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
   - Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Denis Martin: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 34.79 (no injury) 
Sw Keith Davis: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 48.1 (no injury) 
Df Diego Acosta: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 42.23 (no injury) 
Df Corey Mills: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 96.64 (no injury) 
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 78.89 (no injury) 
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 11.93 (no injury) 
Mf Finn McMillan: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 62.68 (no injury) 
Fw Noah Schäfer: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 12.61 (no injury) 
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 97.5 (no injury) 
Fw Baron Marshall: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 92.39 (no injury) 
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 12.56 (no injury) 

*******  BEDFORD TOWN FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - Bedford Town FC Team Hardness = 0
   - FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
   - Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Guillaume Hebert: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 62.77 (no injury) 
Sw Julian Moreno: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 43.05 (no injury) 
Df Francis Mitchell: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 69.51 (no injury) 
Df Francisco Vera: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 14.18 (no injury) 
Df Ben Collins: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 33.26 (no injury) 
Mf Kyle Moore: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 33.64 (no injury) 
Mf Christian Kilkenny: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 7.01 (no injury) 
Mf Carlton Bishop: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 83.65 (no injury) 
Fw Zak Bell: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 81.05 (no injury) 
Fw Gerry Walker: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 49.94 (no injury) 
Fw Niklas Möller: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 23.51 (no injury) 
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P  E  N  A  L  T  Y     K  I  C  K  S

There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance. 
The chance of a penalty being scored is: 
  50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill)  %    (to a maximum 95%)

*******  BEDFORD TOWN FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
   - PK Taker: Noah Schäfer SL 14
   - Defending Gk: Guillaume Hebert SL 11

     intRndPk = 35
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 35 (no penalty kick)

*******  FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
   - PK Taker: Francis Mitchell SL 12
   - Defending Gk: Denis Martin SL 13

     intRndPk = 54
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 54 (no penalty kick)
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A  T  T  A  C  K  I  N  G      C  H  A  N  C  E  S      &      S  H  O  T  S

  (i)   If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total, 
        then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
        Note: A Sw  does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league! 

  (ii)  The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
        the difference.

  (iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then  
        team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
        If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one 
        third of the difference.  All fractions of attacks are rounded up, 
        and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many 
        produce shots, then goals: 

  (iv)  Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!).  For each attack,
        there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
              30 + (Sw level x 2) % 
        (eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the 
        Sw become shots.

  (v)   Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
        2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
        to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)

  (vi)  Finally, on-target shots come up against the  Gk. This is similar to 
        the Sw test, but the percentage is:
        40 + (Gk level x 2.25) % 

  Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
         their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.

         A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw, 
         Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved 
         (round up fractions).

*******  FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  FC United of Manchester  15  15  25  33  59
  Bedford Town FC          13   7  28  26  22

FC United of Manchester Fw Attacks = 31 (59 - 28); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Mf Attacks = 4 ((33 - 26) / 2) ; result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Df Attacks = 1 ((25 - 22) / 3); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Total Attacks = 36

1: Attack for Df Diego Acosta
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack) 
2: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 19 (Sw stopped attack) 
3: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 24 (Sw stopped attack) 
4: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 85 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 73 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 27.51 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
5: Attack for Mf Finn McMillan
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 61 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 14 (Shot Off Target) 
6: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 8 (Sw stopped attack) 
7: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 97 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 17 (Shot Off Target) 
8: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 69 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 100 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 98.64 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
9: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 51 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 78 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 1.0 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
10: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 84 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 36 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 95.44 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
11: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 83 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 44 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 58.94 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
12: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 77 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 23 (Shot Off Target) 
13: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 67 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 54 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 48.56 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
14: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 33 (Sw stopped attack) 
15: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 52 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 97 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 99.08 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
16: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 49 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 15 (Shot Off Target) 
17: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 9 (Sw stopped attack) 
18: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 67 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 93 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 42.03 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
19: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 100 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 26 (Shot Off Target) 
20: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 39 (Sw stopped attack) 
21: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 6 (Sw stopped attack) 
22: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 53 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 20 (Shot Off Target) 
23: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 100 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 10 (Shot Off Target) 
24: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 42 (Sw stopped attack) 
25: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 99 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 17 (Shot Off Target) 
26: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 87 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 30 (Shot Off Target) 
27: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 82 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 48 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 72.38 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
28: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 1 (Sw stopped attack) 
29: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 77 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 35 (Shot Off Target) 
30: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 35 (Sw stopped attack) 
31: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 66 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 39 (Shot Off Target) 
32: Attack for Fw Noah Schäfer
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 57 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 19 (Shot Off Target) 
33: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 93 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 94 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 69.25% | Random number = 90.7 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!) 
34: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 22 (Sw stopped attack) 
35: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 22 (Sw stopped attack) 
36: Attack for Fw Baron Marshall
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 44% | Random number = 14 (Sw stopped attack) 

*******  BEDFORD TOWN FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  Bedford Town FC          13   7  28  26  22
  FC United of Manchester  15  15  25  33  59

Bedford Town FC Fw Attacks = 0 (22 - 25)
Bedford Town FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((26 - 33) / 2;  rounded up)
Bedford Town FC Df Attacks = 0 ((28 - 59) / 3;  rounded up)
Bedford Town FC Total Attacks = 0

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     F  I  N  A  L         S  C  O  R  E
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER 5  -  BEDFORD TOWN FC 0
 
Match Notes
Hoping to ride our ongoing winning streak in this fixture to an early not-relegation-zone placement
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 01/12 - 12:17 AM
No Eaglets were harmed in the making of this overwhelming victory
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 01/20 - 3:57 PM
Also, we sincerely appreciate Simon’s compassion and mercy in playing most of his youth team
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 01/20 - 3:57 PM
 
 
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