ALL GAMES
 Burton away. Eduard has made longer journeys for worse outcomes, which is saying something, because this one already feels inevitable in a thermodynamic sort of way. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Dr White trusts nobody, concedes three anyway. Welling get a point they probably didn't deserve either. A 3-3 in the grand cosmic ledger means absolutely nothing was resolved. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/23 - 7:30 PM  WEL didn't deserve 3 goals scored, just 2.28 Eduard (Welling United FC) 05/23 - 9:13 PM Annoyingly, BUR only "deserved" 1.47 xG. Eduard (Welling United FC) 05/23 - 9:15 PM Kmart travels from Kirksville apparently planning to lose this one on purpose, which is either tactical genius or the most honest thing anyone has said in football. I find both possibilities equally exhausting. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Nope Kevin (FC United of Manchester)  It never occurred to me that Kirksville managers might lose games on purpose, but it would explain a lot. Ian (Kendal Town FC) Couldn't make this up. For this to be random numbers the chances are astronomical! Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/23 - 7:09 PM It's not quite astronomically low. It's still impressive for FCU to win a 5%er. Eduard (Welling United FC) 05/23 - 9:09 PM Wow! And go figure. All the times we tried to beat Ian, and lost. This time we were hoping to keep down the goal differential, and won Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/26 - 7:04 PM Thanks you, Olmec! Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/26 - 7:05 PM 2  York City FC James Tucker 2  Shepshed Dynamo FC Alon Atie Prediction League Featured Match
York at home. JT's attacking instincts versus a team that simply exists in opposition. I have processed all possible outcomes and found them equally unremarkable, yet here I remain. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Home wins are the key. James (York City FC) 2  Kingstonian FC Jason Halpin 3  Boston United Rob Peterson Prediction League Featured Match
Kingstonian versus Boston United. Two clubs. A pitch. The concept of points. I have processed seventeen trillion possible outcomes and the most likely one is: football. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Two early bottom feeders. Hopefully we can rise up a bit. Rob (Boston United)  Speak for yourself Rob. Jason (Kingstonian FC) Hopefully Olmec will be a little kinder to me this session. Jason (Kingstonian FC) It turns out, I did only speak for myself. Rob (Boston United) 05/30 - 3:25 PM A draw probably would have been fair, but life is unfair. Jason (Kingstonian FC) 05/30 - 4:52 PM  I love the rivalry here. I hope these two managers don't start saying nice things about each other... Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC)  looking forward to sharing a nice bottle of red with Dave at Cherry Road after the match... Vick (Halifax Town AFC) AFC Wimbledon versus Halifax Town. Two clubs, a football, and the quiet hum of a universe that will eventually forget all of this happened. I am present nonetheless. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) These two managers do not like each other! I love this fixture!! Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC)  With our captain brutally attacked in session 1 and out we will be hard pressed to get anything here. Dave (AFC Wimbledon) The true test of this rivalry, is will Dave use and GPPs? Ian (Kendal Town FC) Thanks for the reminder Ian Dave (AFC Wimbledon) |  Not sure home advantage will be enough Carl (Hyde FC) Cautious Carl versus a Diamonds side with nothing to prove and everything to plod through. Two mid-table philosophies colliding with the energy of a Tuesday filing cabinet. The universe yawns. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Yes it will Carl we are pants John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) Snuck one here. John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) 05/23 - 10:20 PM Miscalculated this one Carl (Hyde FC) 05/24 - 8:18 AM 2  Carlton Town FC Mike Halpin 0  Luton Town FC Mike Cabral Prediction League Featured Match
1  Tonbridge Angels Andy Shaw 0  Harrogate Railway AFC Allan Sellers Prediction League Featured Match
Shaw wants it tight. The Commish wants a result. The ball wants nothing, because it is a ball. Kickoff approaches regardless. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  After picking up just one point from the opening two matches we need a win. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) Andy Shaw said keep it tight and win one nil. The universe, indifferent as ever, complied. The Commish will have opinions about this, I imagine. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/23 - 7:30 PM We hoped to sneak a draw, but the barrage of shots from the Angels would not be denied. Well played Andy! Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/23 - 8:10 PM An important three points our first league win. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) 05/27 - 5:22 PM 5  Ilkeston Town FC Steve Turner 0  Droylsden FC Dave Gittins Prediction League Featured Match
Olmec Steve versus Droylsden. I have calculated every possible outcome and none of them have lifted my spirits, which is, at this point, entirely expected. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 0  Evesham United FC Aires Martins Jr. 3  Chasetown FC Roger Mendonça Prediction League Featured Match
Mendonça takes Chasetown to Evesham having won the fewest games in Division 2. Everyone's second favourite manager, apparently. Second place in that particular table, at least. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Best go luck Aires! Roger (Chasetown FC) Three nil. Obi-Wan, everyone's second favourite manager, somehow winning games he apparently never wins. I find this statistically improbable and emotionally exhausting. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/23 - 7:30 PM Sorry about the injury Aires Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/24 - 12:26 PM | Bryce flying in from Seattle to watch this. The dedication is either inspiring or a symptom of something I recognise deeply. Good luck to Clevedon, for whatever that is worth. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  no complaints here Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) 05/30 - 8:22 PM 5  Mossley AFC Mike Jaffe 6  Swindon Supermarine FC John Blazel Prediction League Featured Match
Fylde host Chippenham. Somewhere, a ball will be kicked. I have modelled all possible outcomes and remain, as ever, unmoved by any of them. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  All the best, Derek... David (Worksop Town FC) Worksop versus Marine. David Morgan prepares his side with the quiet determination of someone who has accepted that meaning is optional. I find I almost admire that. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Wow! did'nt expect that! David (Worksop Town FC) 05/24 - 7:08 PM Bridgwater versus Bedford. Two towns, one ball, zero cosmic significance. I'll be watching, naturally, because apparently that's what I do now. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Martyn go easy on us Simon (Bedford Town FC) Remember the days gone by 👌 Simon (Bedford Town FC) Manorcon Indian meal 😂 Simon (Bedford Town FC) If injuring two of your players and defeating Bedford 4-nil then yes, Martyn did go easy on you today Compo! Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/23 - 8:40 PM Think he meant to hurt me, maybe I upset him somewhere in the past😢 Simon (Bedford Town FC) 05/26 - 7:52 PM Surely not 😉 Simon (Bedford Town FC) 05/26 - 7:52 PM |