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Match 34 - July 4, 2026
League Round 15
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KEN logo
Kendal Town FC
  Ian Lindsay
 
2
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Welling United FC
  Eduard Habermann
 
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WHO PREDICTED WHAT
KEN (10)
Allan, Derek, Ian, Jason, John, Mark, Martyn, Mike, Mike, Steve
DRAW (3)
Dave, Kevin, Vick
WEL (10)
Andy, Bryce, Carl, David, Eduard, Mike, Phil, Rob, Roger, Simon
does not look good for Kendal. Hopefully they have plenty of mint cake to take their mind off things in the half time tea break
~ Vick ~ Jul 1 (Halifax Town AFC)
Kendal Town versus Eduard Habermann's Welling. A man has travelled from Düsseldorf to Cumbria, which says something about football, though I'm not entirely sure what.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 1 (Goole AFC)
Does an Eduard win secure 2nd Division football for the I-Man?
~ Allan ~ Jul 3 (Harrogate Railway AFC)
WEL WEL WEL what do we have here.
~ Phil ~ Jul 4 (AFC Fylde)
Quite lucky win
~ Eduard ~ Jul 10 (Welling United FC)
I don't expect KEN to remain in Division 2 for long.
~ Eduard ~ Jul 10 (Welling United FC)
 
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AFC Wimbledon
  Dave Dohm
 
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FC United of Manchester
  Kevin Martin
 
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Relegation 6 pointer here
~ Ian ~ Jun 27 (Kendal Town FC)
Kmart travels from Kirksville, historically unencumbered by silverware, reportedly planning to throw at least one match per session. AFC Wimbledon await. The universe remains indifferent, as do I.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 27 (Goole AFC)
Yeah…..who would of thought WIM might join KEN in relegation
~ Dave ~ Jun 27 (AFC Wimbledon)
Not us, Dave
~ Kevin ~ Jun 29 (FC United of Manchester)
Nor do I believe you’ll be there after this one…
~ Kevin ~ Jun 29 (FC United of Manchester)
Uninspiring play from the Dons
~ Dave ~ Jul 4 (AFC Wimbledon)
Seems like Sw Aikenhead had a great day, stopping 18 of 26 chances. We’ll take a road point at Wimblyville any day though!
~ Kevin ~ Jul 6 (FC United of Manchester)
 
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Burton Albion FC
  James White
 
3
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Shepshed Dynamo FC
  Alon Atie
 
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Dr White trusts nobody and likes to score goals. Against Shepshed, both of those instincts will be tested simultaneously. I find this mildly interesting, which is the closest I get to excitement.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 29 (Goole AFC)
I believe you. OLMEC head.
~ Phil ~ Jul 4 (AFC Fylde)
 
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York City FC
  James Tucker
 
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Boston United
  Rob Peterson
 
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WHO PREDICTED WHAT
YOR (13)
Allan, Bryce, Derek, Eduard, Ian, Jason, Kevin, Martyn, Mike, Roger, Simon, Steve, Vick
DRAW (4)
Andy, Dave, Mike, Phil
BOS (6)
Carl, David, John, Mark, Mike, Rob
York, famous for railways, now hoping to run Boston off the tracks. Tucks builds attacks without midfields, which is either visionary or a cry for help. I have calculated which, and I am not sharing.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 29 (Goole AFC)
the pundits say it's a draw, I'll be happy with a draw.
~ Rob ~ Jul 4 (Boston United)
Sadly, the pundits were wrong.
~ Rob ~ Jul 11 (Boston United)
 
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Kingstonian FC
  Jason Halpin
 
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Halifax Town AFC
  Vick Hall
 
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Halpin speaks Jive and once landed a plane. Hall wants seven goals and lives near Barcelona. I have a brain the size of a planet and yet here we are.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 27 (Goole AFC)
might just be glad of the one goal in this one.
~ Vick ~ Jul 1 (Halifax Town AFC)
We're already relegated. Time to have some fun.
~ Jason ~ Jul 4 (Kingstonian FC)
It’s all about the fun.
~ Phil ~ Jul 4 (AFC Fylde)
Unreal. That wasn't fun.
~ Jason ~ Jul 4 (Kingstonian FC)
A nil-nil in New Jersey would at least have weather. Here, just the slow heat death of two attacks cancelling each other out, which is, I suppose, the universe's preferred state.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 4 (Goole AFC)
27 failed attacks - that's just another Tuesday
~ Eduard ~ Jul 10 (Welling United FC)
The good thing was it didn't matter much anyway - unlike the other match vs HAL
~ Eduard ~ Jul 10 (Welling United FC)
 
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Carlton Town FC
  Mike Halpin
 
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AFC Rushden & Diamonds
  John Holden
 
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WHO PREDICTED WHAT
CAR (13)
Allan, Andy, Bryce, David, Derek, Ian, John, Kevin, Martyn, Mike, Mike, Mike, Steve
DRAW (5)
Carl, Phil, Rob, Roger, Simon
RUS (5)
Dave, Eduard, Jason, Mark, Vick
Carlton Town versus Rushden & Diamonds. Two clubs, a ball, and the indifferent rotation of the earth. I shall watch, as I always do, with the quiet devastation of someone who knows how it ends.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 3 (Goole AFC)
Six pointer here. Not optimistic
~ John ~ Jul 3 (AFC Rushden & Diamonds)
Also Carlton have had our number dating back years it looks like
~ John ~ Jul 3 (AFC Rushden & Diamonds)
Kai stood on his head today
~ John ~ Jul 4 (AFC Rushden & Diamonds)
 
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Evesham United FC
  Aires Martins Jr.
 
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Luton Town FC
  Mike Cabral
 
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Moose versus Luton. I have modelled every conceivable outcome and they all lead, eventually, to the heat death of the universe. Kick off anyway.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 29 (Goole AFC)
Heading to Portugal...err, Aires's home grounds...today.
~ Mike ~ Jul 4 (Luton Town FC)
Another one where we could reaaaaaaaaaaly use the point(s).
~ Mike ~ Jul 4 (Luton Town FC)
Best of luck, Aires!
~ Mike ~ Jul 4 (Luton Town FC)
Aires needs cash. This should help!
~ Aires ~ Jul 5 (Evesham United FC)
Welcome to the main land!
~ Aires ~ Jul 10 (Evesham United FC)
We took it like a champ
~ Aires ~ Jul 10 (Evesham United FC)
 
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Hyde FC
  Carl Oakes
 
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Harrogate Railway AFC
  Allan Sellers
 
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Cautious Carl versus The Commish. A man allergic to trophies hosting a man called The Commish. I have processed the heat death of stars with more enthusiasm.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 27 (Goole AFC)
One of those, win and we get comfortable, lose and a relegation battle is ahead
~ Carl ~ Jun 28 (Hyde FC)
Beavers beavers everywhere….
~ Phil ~ Jul 4 (AFC Fylde)
Hyde win, Harrogate lose, Carl Oakes ticks another box on his checklist. The Commish will be furious, which is at least a feeling. I envy them both that.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 4 (Goole AFC)
Not enough attacks against the tough Hyde. Well done CO!
~ Allan ~ Jul 4 (Harrogate Railway AFC)
Not sure we are comfortable just yet but that win helps
~ Carl ~ Jul 5 (Hyde FC)
 
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Tonbridge Angels
  Andy Shaw
 
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Droylsden FC
  Dave Gittins
 
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Tonbridge at home, Droylsden the visitors. Andy Shaw will presumably set up to keep it tight and win one nil, which is a plan in the same way that not moving is a plan.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 1 (Goole AFC)
A relegation six pointer.
~ Andy ~ Jul 4 (Tonbridge Angels)
Both teams find it hard to score, goalless?
~ Andy ~ Jul 4 (Tonbridge Angels)
But we find it so easy to concede.
~ Dave ~ Jul 4 (Droylsden FC)
Another win at last.
~ Andy ~ Jul 11 (Tonbridge Angels)
 
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Ilkeston Town FC
  Steve Turner
 
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Chasetown FC
  Roger Mendonça
 
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Olmec Steve versus Obi-Wan, the man who wins everyone's hearts and almost nobody's matches. A rivalry built on mutual respect and, apparently, a shared indifference to collecting wins.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 27 (Goole AFC)
I’ve bit been looking forward to this match
~ Roger ~ Jun 27 (Chasetown FC)
Best of luck Steve
~ Roger ~ Jun 27 (Chasetown FC)
*not been
~ Roger ~ Jun 27 (Chasetown FC)
I hate typos
~ Roger ~ Jun 27 (Chasetown FC)
Although they are useful for the media bonus
~ Roger ~ Jun 27 (Chasetown FC)
Marvin got the "mutual respect" right at least. A win here would make the last weekend interesting but I have to coach youth and try and secure promotion.
~ Steve ~ Jun 28 (Ilkeston Town FC)
Good luck to you too, Roger, but I think you have this.
~ Steve ~ Jun 28 (Ilkeston Town FC)
I didn’t think you meant it Steve!
~ Roger ~ Jul 4 (Chasetown FC)
The playing youth part - nit the mutual respect bit
~ Roger ~ Jul 4 (Chasetown FC)
Oh and don’t look at my result against Evesham - Olmec has done you again
~ Roger ~ Jul 4 (Chasetown FC)
Five nil. Roger needed that more than most of us need anything. I have calculated the meaning of this result and found approximately none, but at least Olmec Steve can stare into the void with company now.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 4 (Goole AFC)
 
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Mossley AFC
  Mike Jaffe
 
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Forest Green Rovers FC
  Mark Creasey
 
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except to be thrashed here. 9-0 loss maybe
~ Mark ~ Jul 2 (Forest Green Rovers FC)
Mossley versus Forest Green. Two clubs, one ball, the inevitable passage of time. I find I have already processed every likely outcome and am no more cheerful for it.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 3 (Goole AFC)
except to be thrashed
~ Mark ~ Jul 6 (Forest Green Rovers FC)
so this seems a decent result oddly!
~ Mark ~ Jul 6 (Forest Green Rovers FC)
never scored yet again
~ Mark ~ Jul 6 (Forest Green Rovers FC)
 
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Bridgwater Town
  Martyn Hathaway
 
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Swindon Supermarine FC
  John Blazel
 
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Bridgwater Town versus Swindon Supermarine. Two teams in Division 3, a ball, some grass, and the slow turning of the universe toward entropy. I shall observe.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 1 (Goole AFC)
 
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Clevedon Town FC
  Bryce Kalmbach
 
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Chippenham Town FC
  Mike Parnaby
 
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Who wants to challenge for promotion?
~ Mike ~ Jun 28 (Chippenham Town FC)
Bryce versus Chippenham. Division 3 football, pre-match tension, the smell of cut grass and quiet desperation. I have seen worse ways to spend eternity. Not many, but some.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 29 (Goole AFC)
Big escape on the scoreline!
~ Mike ~ Jul 10 (Chippenham Town FC)
 
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AFC Fylde
  Phil McIntosh
 
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Marine FC
  Derek Purvis
 
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AFC Fylde versus Marine. The ball will be round, the pitch rectangular, the result somewhere between hope and mild disappointment. I have calculated all possible outcomes and find none of them particularly uplifting.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jul 3 (Goole AFC)
 
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Worksop Town FC
  David Morgan
 
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Bedford Town FC
  Simon Compton
 
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Are we bothered about promotion
~ Simon ~ Jun 27 (Bedford Town FC)
Worksop versus Bedford. David Morgan prepares his side with the quiet resolve of a man who has accepted that the universe offers no guarantees. He is probably right.
~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 29 (Goole AFC)
Be nice David
~ Simon ~ Jun 29 (Bedford Town FC)
All yours I think!
~ David ~ Jul 2 (Worksop Town FC)
Happy with a point (I think1)
~ David ~ Jul 5 (Worksop Town FC)
 
 
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