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Match 33 - June 27, 2026
Youth Cup Quarterfinals
No Spoilers! Show Results

ALL GAMES

Burton Albion FC
James White

Swindon Supermarine FC
John Blazel

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Dr White wants to score goals. Swindon Supermarine presumably want to prevent them. Somewhere in this tension lies a football match, and I have been asked to care about it.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 20 (Goole AFC)

Kendal Town FC
Ian Lindsay

FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin

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Kmart arrives at a neutral venue with youth players and a historical inability to win things of significance, which feels entirely on brand. Kendal Town await, unmoved by irony.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 22 (Goole AFC)

Had hoped to avoid this draw. Lost to Ian in the semis last season

~ Kevin ~ Jun 22 (FC United of Manchester)

Hyde FC
Carl Oakes

Shepshed Dynamo FC
Alon Atie

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Carl Oakes. Systematic, low-risk, allergic to trophies, managing a youth cup tie on neutral ground. The universe has a sense of humour, even if I've long since lost mine.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 20 (Goole AFC)

Well this is going to be a challenge to say the least

~ Carl ~ Jun 21 (Hyde FC)

This one looks great

~ Mike ~ Jun 21 (Mossley AFC)

York City FC
James Tucker

Bedford Town FC
Simon Compton

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Tucks attacks without a midfield, which is either visionary or just missing a midfield. Bedford arrive. A neutral venue watches neutrally. Existence continues.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ Jun 20 (Goole AFC)

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