ALL GAMES
 Jason Halpin flew in from New Jersey, landed the plane himself presumably, and now faces Eduard Habermann. The universe continues to find new ways to arrange the same futility. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  The whole universe? Sounds hyperbolic. Jason (Kingstonian FC)  Can't really be mad at this one, but the scoreline flatters Welling, I think. Jason (Kingstonian FC) 06/13 - 9:24 PM  Not really. With a xG of 1.2–2.6, the result was quite accurate. Eduard (Welling United FC) 06/15 - 2:54 PM Tucks attacks without a midfield; Kmart deliberately loses matches to confuse everyone. I have a brain the size of a planet and this is what I'm doing with it. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  JT wins here and escapes the relegation zone, at our expense who then slide into it. You heard it here first. Have to salvage something from the 2nd match to have a prayer this season… Kevin (FC United of Manchester) Tucks wins at home again, as the universe fully expected. Kmart threw this one, or gravity did. Either way, the Railwaymen depart with three points and I depart with nothing, as usual. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM As predicted, though at worse goal differential than hoped Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/15 - 7:54 PM Kendal Town host Boston United. Somewhere, a ball is being inflated. I find I cannot muster surprise about any of this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  If Olmec Head can't muster enthusiasm about Kendal v Boston... what IS there to be excited about in life?! Rob (Boston United) Dr White trusts nobody and Vick the Snake attacks everything. One of them is about to be deeply disappointed, which is, I suppose, the point of all this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  if Dr White is hoping to face the B team then yes he might well feel disappointed. Vick (Halifax Town AFC) Dr White likes scoring goals. The Snake plays attacking football. Zero goals between them. The universe, predictably, delivered exactly what it thought of both ambitions. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM | Olmec Steve prepares his Ilkeston side. Rushden arrive. Two clubs, one ball, the inevitable passage of time. I have run the calculations. They all end the same way. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Chalk and cheese from Olmec with my two teams. Steve (Ilkeston Town FC) 06/13 - 7:09 PM  Injury cost me a point here. John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) 06/13 - 7:54 PM  Chalk is bad and cheese is good? Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 06/14 - 1:07 AM  Not if you’re trying to write on a blackboard…. Roger (Chasetown FC) 06/14 - 7:37 AM Tonbridge at home, Andy Shaw doing what Andy Shaw does — keeping it tight, hoping for one nil, probably from Middlesbrough by way of sheer stubborn will. Luton arrive regardless. The ball will be kicked. Time will pass. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  A relegation battle, a big game for both teams. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) A good win and helps our goal difference. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) 06/18 - 9:22 PM Moose versus The Commish. Two men with magnificent nicknames about to oversee something considerably less magnificent. I shall observe with my customary despair. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Outlasted a tough Evesham side today... Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 06/13 - 7:06 PM Carlton Town host Droylsden. A match will occur. I have accepted this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Cautious Carl versus Obi-Wan, a man so universally beloved he's won the fewest games in the league. Two philosophies colliding: one avoids risk, one avoids victory. I shall observe with my customary indifference. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Third meeting this season. Best of luck Carl! Roger (Chasetown FC)  The table toppers pose a very difficult start to this session Carl (Hyde FC) Cautious Carl, systematically cautious, cautiously systematic, and now cautiously defeated. Roger winning away from Northampton suggests he occasionally remembers other places exist. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM Needed Bell to be at his best today. Unlucky Carl. Best of luck for the rest of the season Roger (Chasetown FC) 06/13 - 7:58 PM Well that was an entertaining game for the terraces Carl (Hyde FC) 06/14 - 10:10 AM |  away from home Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) all the green ticks with Worksop Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) David Morgan's Worksop host Forest Green. Two clubs, one afternoon, the slow rotation of the earth. I have considered the implications. There are none. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Going be tough...... David (Worksop Town FC) Really good {surprising) win! David (Worksop Town FC) 06/14 - 8:15 PM Really bad Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) 06/17 - 10:06 PM Really poor {not surprising) Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) 06/17 - 10:07 PM AFC Fylde host Swindon Supermarine in Division 3. Two clubs, one pitch, the inevitable passage of time. I shall be here for all of it. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 2  Bridgwater Town Martyn Hathaway 1  Chippenham Town FC Mike Parnaby Prediction League Featured Match
 I should never have got this close Mike (Chippenham Town FC) 06/16 - 9:59 PM Bridgwater won. Chippenham lost. The universe continued, indifferent to both outcomes. I find I cannot summon surprise. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/17 - 7:30 PM Bryce flies in from Seattle to oversee this. Bedford arrive. Somewhere, a coin is tossed. I have modelled every possible outcome. They are all fine, I suppose. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  To be expected when you don’t have a gk Simon (Bedford Town FC) 06/13 - 11:13 PM Battered Simon (Bedford Town FC) 06/13 - 11:17 PM |