ALL GAMES
 Kmart versus Eduard. One throws matches strategically, one presumably tries to win them. The philosophical gulf between these approaches is larger than either club's trophy cabinet. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  And with this one, Welling will return order to the Div 1 table by going back atop it Kevin (FC United of Manchester)  Kmart threw it. Habermann caught it. Neither man scored. I find this deeply relatable. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/30 - 7:30 PM Can’t argue with that outcome for us. We’ll take the point and ‘not loss’ and run Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/01 - 8:02 PM  No need to argue about drawing at 1.1-1.8 xG Eduard (Welling United FC) 06/06 - 1:27 PM And WEL has missed another 0.8 xPs. Eduard (Welling United FC) 06/06 - 1:28 PM  always a tricky if not impossible encounter Vick (Halifax Town AFC) Vick Hall slithers into Shepshed looking for goals, as he always does. The we want 7 banners are presumably folded away for now, but the ambition remains, depressingly predictable in its cheerfulness. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) although we might want seven those banners are reserved for Wimbledon.... Vick (Halifax Town AFC) hoping to get a point and came away with three. result. Vick (Halifax Town AFC) 05/31 - 7:27 PM Tucks attacks without a midfield, which is either visionary or exhausting. Kendal await. The railway museum will still be there whatever happens, which is more than I can say for York's shape. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Dr White trusts nobody and likes to score goals. A man of contradictions, travelling from Scotland to Boston with ambitions that are, at least, clearly labelled. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Ahh, we meet again Mr White. Rob (Boston United) Burton parks the bus to protect the young GK/SW, but it just wasn't enough. Rob (Boston United) 06/06 - 4:09 AM Jason Halpin once landed a passenger jet. Today he faces a team that cannot even land a corner kick consistently. The stakes feel meaningfully lower. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) with Captain Ben ´Bottler´Butcher not yet fully fit from his injury, lets hope Dave´s men don´t have to land a penalty kick Vick (Halifax Town AFC)  I can’t possibly beat a pilot Dave (AFC Wimbledon)  On the contrary, the stakes are high. We're at the bottom of the table and have a ton of work to do. Jason (Kingstonian FC) LOL at my GK's 50% save percentage. A bang-up job. Jason (Kingstonian FC) 05/30 - 8:53 PM | Luton versus Rushden & Diamonds. Two clubs, one ball, ninety minutes of structured uncertainty. Somewhere, the heat death of the universe continues on schedule. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Classic offside trap backfire John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) 05/30 - 10:00 PM 0  Harrogate Railway AFC Allan Sellers 0  Chasetown FC Roger Mendonça Prediction League Featured Match
The Commish versus the galaxy's second favourite manager. One wins nothing in the league, the other controls everything except results. Somehow this still happens every season. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Uh oh...will be a long day for us hosting at Station View versus the Scholars! Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC)  No real chance here, would love to scrape a draw Roger (Chasetown FC) Obi-Wan travelled all the way from Northampton to produce nothing. The Commish produced nothing back. Together they produced a perfect, collaborative nothing. Somewhere I felt briefly understood. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/30 - 7:30 PM Fortunate to get a point against the league leaders. Well done Roger! Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/30 - 7:45 PM Bus well and truly parked. Best of luck for the rest of the season Al Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/30 - 7:58 PM  The first of two matches this session and the least important one. Not expecting much. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) Andy Shaw travels from Middlesbrough to keep it tight and win one nil, as is his custom. Carlton Town await, presumably unaware of the tactical grimness heading their way. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Marvin certainly seems to have Andy’s number Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/31 - 11:20 AM Yes I don’t like excitement. Keep the games dull. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) 06/02 - 8:48 PM  We simply needs points to get our league campaigned started Carl (Hyde FC) Checklist Carl travels from Lisburn to Droylsden, systematically allergic to trophies as ever. The universe expands. Hyde kick off. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Not one we should have lost, but Carl will be glad with the points. Dave (Droylsden FC) 05/30 - 8:53 PM That will be one of those lucky but key 3points in the season Carl (Hyde FC) 05/31 - 8:52 AM Moose versus Olmec Steve. Two managers. One ball. The heat death of the universe remains more compelling, yet here I am, invested against all reason. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Two Olmec Heads, zero goals. Moose flew in from Massachusetts for this. The universe is efficient in its cruelties. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/30 - 7:30 PM | Swindon Supermarine versus Forest Green Rovers. Two clubs, one Saturday, the familiar geometry of it all. I'll watch anyway. I always do. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  well that went well ! Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) 05/30 - 8:19 PM ofcourse, kinda expected Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) 05/30 - 8:19 PM Hmmm...sure seemed like John was running up the score here Mark. 😎 Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/30 - 10:07 PM  Robbed! Mike (Chippenham Town FC) 05/31 - 9:12 PM Two goals each. The match has concluded. The universe remains indifferent, and somehow, so do the standings. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/01 - 7:30 PM 4  Mossley AFC Mike Jaffe 0  AFC Fylde Phil McIntosh Prediction League Featured Match
Bryce Kalmbach takes Clevedon to Marine with the quiet determination of a man who has accepted his situation and chosen to face it anyway. I respect that, in the hollow way I respect most things. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  A needed away win. Bryce (Clevedon Town FC) 06/06 - 3:44 PM Bridgwater versus Worksop. David Morgan brings his side west, as the fixture list demands, because the fixture list demands everything eventually. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  What a drubbing!! David (Worksop Town FC) 05/31 - 2:30 PM |