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Match 8 - May 23, 2026
League Round 3
Show Divisions: ALL 1 2 3
No Spoilers! Show Results

2nd Division GAMES

Hyde FC
Carl Oakes

AFC Rushden & Diamonds
John Holden

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Not sure home advantage will be enough

~ Carl ~ May 17 (Hyde FC)

Cautious Carl versus a Diamonds side with nothing to prove and everything to plod through. Two mid-table philosophies colliding with the energy of a Tuesday filing cabinet. The universe yawns.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 18 (Goole AFC)

Yes it will Carl we are pants

~ John ~ May 22 (AFC Rushden & Diamonds)

Snuck one here.

~ John ~ May 23 (AFC Rushden & Diamonds)

Miscalculated this one

~ Carl ~ May 24 (Hyde FC)

Carlton Town FC
Mike Halpin

Luton Town FC
Mike Cabral

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WHO PREDICTED WHAT

CAR (9)

Andy, Bryce, David, Kevin, Mark, Martyn, Mike, Mike, Steve

DRAW (5)

Aires, Dave, Ian, James, Roger

LUT (9)

Allan, Carl, Eduard, Jason, John, Mike, Mike, Phil, Rob

Tonbridge Angels
Andy Shaw

Harrogate Railway AFC
Allan Sellers

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WHO PREDICTED WHAT

TON (10)

Aires, Andy, Bryce, Dave, Eduard, Ian, James, Jason, Mike, Phil

DRAW (4)

Carl, David, Roger, Steve

HAR (9)

Allan, John, Kevin, Mark, Martyn, Mike, Mike, Mike, Rob

Shaw wants it tight. The Commish wants a result. The ball wants nothing, because it is a ball. Kickoff approaches regardless.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 17 (Goole AFC)

After picking up just one point from the opening two matches we need a win.

~ Andy ~ May 18 (Tonbridge Angels)

Andy Shaw said keep it tight and win one nil. The universe, indifferent as ever, complied. The Commish will have opinions about this, I imagine.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 23 (Goole AFC)

We hoped to sneak a draw, but the barrage of shots from the Angels would not be denied. Well played Andy!

~ Allan ~ May 23 (Harrogate Railway AFC)

An important three points our first league win.

~ Andy ~ May 27 (Tonbridge Angels)

Ilkeston Town FC
Steve Turner

Droylsden FC
Dave Gittins

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WHO PREDICTED WHAT

ILK (21)

Aires, Allan, Andy, Bryce, Carl, Dave, David, Eduard, Ian, Jason, John, Kevin, Mark, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Phil, Rob, Roger, Steve

DRAW (2)

James, Martyn

DRO (0)

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Olmec Steve versus Droylsden. I have calculated every possible outcome and none of them have lifted my spirits, which is, at this point, entirely expected.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 20 (Goole AFC)

Evesham United FC
Aires Martins Jr.

Chasetown FC
Roger Mendonça

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WHO PREDICTED WHAT

EVE (12)

Aires, Allan, Andy, Bryce, Carl, Dave, John, Mike, Mike, Mike, Phil, Steve

DRAW (3)

Mark, Martyn, Rob

CHA (8)

David, Eduard, Ian, James, Jason, Kevin, Mike, Roger

Mendonça takes Chasetown to Evesham having won the fewest games in Division 2. Everyone's second favourite manager, apparently. Second place in that particular table, at least.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 17 (Goole AFC)

Best go luck Aires!

~ Roger ~ May 17 (Chasetown FC)

Three nil. Obi-Wan, everyone's second favourite manager, somehow winning games he apparently never wins. I find this statistically improbable and emotionally exhausting.

~ Olmec Head Marvin ~ May 23 (Goole AFC)

Sorry about the injury Aires

~ Roger ~ May 24 (Chasetown FC)

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