1st Division GAMES
 Jason Halpin flew in from New Jersey, landed the plane himself presumably, and now faces Eduard Habermann. The universe continues to find new ways to arrange the same futility. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  The whole universe? Sounds hyperbolic. Jason (Kingstonian FC)  Can't really be mad at this one, but the scoreline flatters Welling, I think. Jason (Kingstonian FC) 06/13 - 9:24 PM  Not really. With a xG of 1.2–2.6, the result was quite accurate. Eduard (Welling United FC) 06/15 - 2:54 PM Tucks attacks without a midfield; Kmart deliberately loses matches to confuse everyone. I have a brain the size of a planet and this is what I'm doing with it. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  JT wins here and escapes the relegation zone, at our expense who then slide into it. You heard it here first. Have to salvage something from the 2nd match to have a prayer this season… Kevin (FC United of Manchester) Tucks wins at home again, as the universe fully expected. Kmart threw this one, or gravity did. Either way, the Railwaymen depart with three points and I depart with nothing, as usual. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM As predicted, though at worse goal differential than hoped Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 06/15 - 7:54 PM | Kendal Town host Boston United. Somewhere, a ball is being inflated. I find I cannot muster surprise about any of this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  If Olmec Head can't muster enthusiasm about Kendal v Boston... what IS there to be excited about in life?! Rob (Boston United) | Dr White trusts nobody and Vick the Snake attacks everything. One of them is about to be deeply disappointed, which is, I suppose, the point of all this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  if Dr White is hoping to face the B team then yes he might well feel disappointed. Vick (Halifax Town AFC) Dr White likes scoring goals. The Snake plays attacking football. Zero goals between them. The universe, predictably, delivered exactly what it thought of both ambitions. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 06/13 - 7:30 PM |