1st Division GAMES
 Jason Halpin flew in from New Jersey, landed the plane himself presumably, and now faces Eduard Habermann. The universe continues to find new ways to arrange the same futility. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  The whole universe? Sounds hyperbolic. Jason (Kingstonian FC) Tucks attacks without a midfield; Kmart deliberately loses matches to confuse everyone. I have a brain the size of a planet and this is what I'm doing with it. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  JT wins here and escapes the relegation zone, at our expense who then slide into it. You heard it here first. Have to salvage something from the 2nd match to have a prayer this season… Kevin (FC United of Manchester) | Kendal Town host Boston United. Somewhere, a ball is being inflated. I find I cannot muster surprise about any of this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  If Olmec Head can't muster enthusiasm about Kendal v Boston... what IS there to be excited about in life?! Rob (Boston United) | Dr White trusts nobody and Vick the Snake attacks everything. One of them is about to be deeply disappointed, which is, I suppose, the point of all this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  if Dr White is hoping to face the B team then yes he might well feel disappointed. Vick (Halifax Town AFC) |
